1. They get a better draft pick
2. I don’t have to worry about Buchholz hurting his elbow
3. They didn’t end the ALCS with a called third strike
4. They don’t need to play in SF in October
5. I don’t have to listen to Joe Morgan
6. I can save money on World Series tickets
7. They can’t be swept in a series
8. They didn’t have to face David Price
9. I don’t have to spend money on a World Championship hat
10. I don’t need to listen to Tim McCarver
11. They didn’t have to pitch to Josh Hamilton
12. They’re more motivated in 2011
13. I can focus on the Patriots
14. They can’t lose the World Series
15. I don’t need to stay up late
16. Theo will be motivated to have a productive offseason
17. They don’t have to face Tim Lincecum
18. The Yankees aren’t winning the World Series either
19. I don’t need to listen to Tim McCarver
20. They didn’t have to face Cliff Lee
21. They get to save money on rings
22. The 2011 home opener pregame ceremony is shorter
23. I don’t need to sit outside on an October night
24. They have more time to complete improvements to Fenway Park
25. They don’t need to kill grass by painting playoff logos on it
26. They save salary by not paying out World Series MVP bonuses
27. I can focus on Liverpool FC
28. They still have the most World Series titles in the decade
29. They don’t have to fly cross-country for the World Series
30. I don’t need to listen to Tim McCarver
31. They can objectively scout Cliff Lee
32. They save electricity by not lighting World Series night games
33. I can focus on the Celtics
34. They get extra time to negotiate with free agents
35. They can’t lose a World Series game to Ramon Ramirez
36. I don’t need to listen to Tim McCarver
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