Red Sox Joke

A lot of jokes make their way through the e-mail ranks. I got this one the other day, and it was one of the few that made me laugh.

A Red Sox fan is driving across a bridge late one night during a snowstorm. In the middle of the bridge, he crashes head on with a car coming the other way, driven by a Yankee fan. Both drivers get out of their cars and feel lucky to be alive. The yankee fan comes to the Red Sox fan and says, "Let the fact that we survived be a sign that we should put away our differences and be friends." "I agree" responds the Red Sox fan, "In fact..." The Red Sox fan goes to the trunk of his car and removes an unbroken bottle of whisky. "Let us toast our new friendship." And hands the bottle to the Yankee fan, who quickly downs half the bottle. Handing the bottle back to the Red Sox fan he says, "Your turn." "Nah," replies the Red Sox fan as he puts the top back on the bottle and tosses it into the river. "I think I'll just wait for the cops to arrive."