List of 36: Things I Don’t Care About…No Matter What the Media Thinks

1. If Bobby Valentine says “hi” to his pitching coach

2. If Clay Buchholz goes to a charity event

3. If Curt Schilling has an opinion

4. If Adrian Gonzalez storms off the field

5. If Jon Lester has something to drink in the clubhouse

6. If Carl Crawford wants to bat second

7. If Josh Beckett plays golf on his off day

8. If Bobby Valentine invented the wrap

9. If Dustin Pedroia opens his mouth

10. If Jon Lester eats in the clubhouse

11. If Bobby Valentine knows where Jacoby Ellsbury is every second

12. If Josh Beckett talks to the media

13. What Buster Olny “thinks.”

14. If a player talks to management

15. If Ben Cherington wanted to hire Bobby Valentine

16. If they think the sellout streak is “real”

17. If John Henry owns a soccer team

18. If Terry Francona talks to Cody Ross in the clubhouse

19. If John Henry wanted Carl Crawford

20. If John Henry wanted Bobby Valentine

21. If Josh Beckett eats in the clubhouse

22. If injured players sit in the dugout

23. If Terry Francona talks to Kelly Shoppach in the clubhouse

24. If John Henry owns a NASCAR team

25. If Dustin Pedroia goes all out

26. If Terry Francona talks to Dustin Pedroia in the clubhouse

27. If Bobby Valentine was mean three months ago

28. If Bobby Valentine was mean a year ago

29. If John Henry goes to the Olympics

30. If Adrian Gonzalez makes a lot of money

31. If Bobby Valentine likes Kelly Shoppach

32. If Larry Lucchino goes to London

33. If Carl Crawford makes a lot of money

34. If Jacoby Ellsbury makes a rehab start

35. If Youkilis was a grinder

36. If John Henry owns a television network